I love a fancy tea. I love gratuitous latte art.
And I'm lactose intolerant, so I have to get oat milk. Which is, unfairly, way more expensive. Like, you think I chose this?! I'd love a big tall glass of hot steaming tiddy milk! But, alas, my system simply won't allow it. Sue me.
Orrr, fund my habit & increase the number of café workdays I get to have each week — & bask in my productivity & writing gifts that result from it. 😁